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27KB | "My name's Bond.....James Bond."
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"GODDAMN! Little brown waterhog!!" :-: Sheriff J.W. Pepper
"What the matter, J.W. hon?" :-: Pepper's wife
"You just try that in my bayou, boy! I'd haul your ass!" :-: Sheriff J.W. Pepper
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"The bridge is that way! You're not thinking of...." :-: Pepper
"I shore am, boy! Ever heard of Evel Knievel?" :-: Bond
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"What the hell is goin' on?!" :-: Pepper
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157KB | "The subject under surveillance is occuping room 602. I'll buy you dinner tonight Goodnight, but first I have a little official business to attend to." :-: Bond
"Yes, I saw the official business." :-: Goodnight
"Goodnight?! Would I do that to you after two years?" :-: Bond
"Yes, you bloody well would!" :-: Goodnight
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151KB | "How's the water?" :-: Bond
"Why don't you come in and find out?" :-: Chu-Me
"Sounds very tempting, Miss, ah.......?" :-: Bond
"Chu-Me." :-:
"Really? Well, there's only one small problem...I have no swimming trunks." :-: Bond
"Neither have I!" :-: Chu-Me
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23KB | "Oh, I admit, it's a little kinky." :-: Bond
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155KB | "Sounds a bit old fashioned, doesn't it? Pistols at dawn, that sort of thing." :-: Bond
"Indeed it is, Mr. Bond. But it still remains the only true test of gentlemen." :-: Scaramanga
"I doubt you qualify on that score. However, I accept." :-: Bond
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79KB | "And there are very few people who haven't heard of Bond. British Secret Service. 007. License to kill. He's good...even by my standards." :-: James Bond (Posing as Scaramanga)
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20KB | "Do you always take a shower with a pistol?" :-: Bond
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67KB | "You see, Mr. Bond, I always thought I liked animals....But I discovered that I like killing people even more." :-: Scaramanga
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307KB | "To us, Mr. Bond. We are the best." :-: Scaramanga
"There's a useful four letter word...and you're full of it. When I kill, It's under specific orders from my government. And those I kill are themselves killers." :-: Bond
"Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?" :-: Scaramanga
"I admit killing you would be a pleasure." :-: Bond
"You should have done that when you first saw me. But then, of course, the English don't consider it sporting to kill in cold blood, do they?" :-: Scaramanga
"Don't count on that." Bond
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34KB | "I am now, undeniably, the man with the Golden Gun" :-: Scaramanga
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130KB | "Charming trinket. Even has my number on it." :-: Bond
"Precisely." :-: M
"Well, obviously it's useless as a bullet. I mean, sir, who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?" :-: Bond
"Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!" :-: M
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71KB | "Fairbanks." :-: Bond
"Alaska." :-: Moneypenny
"No, Bill Fairbanks, 002." :-: Bond
"Oh, poor fellow. I miss him." :-: Moneypenny
"Yeah, well the man with the golden gun didn't." :-: Bond
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"Moneypenny, you are better than a computer." :-: Bond
"In all sorts of ways, but you never take advantage of them." :-: Moneypenny
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208KB | "I believe we had a mutual friend, Bill Fairbanks." :-: Bond
"Fairbanks?" :-: Saida
"Yes, I am told you were with him when he was rather rudely interrupted." :-: Bond
"What a terrible night, I will never forget it." :-: Saida
"Did you see who shot him?" :-: Bond
"No, I was in his arms, my eyes were closed." Saida
"Well, at least he died happy." :-: Bond
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63KB | "Ah!! I've lost my charm!!" :-: Saida
"Not from where I'm standing." :-: Bond
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122KB | "Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger." :-: Lazar
"Exactly. I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece." :-: Bond
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196KB | "How will I recognize him?" :-: Bond
"Tall, slim, and dark." :-: Anders
"So is my aunt. Anything distinctive about him?" :-: Bond
"Yes, but how can I..? He's not like other people...he has three..." :-: Anders
"Fascinating anatomical tidbit. But probably the most useless piece of information I've ever heard. Unless of course the Bottoms Up is a strip club, and Scaramanga is performing there." Bond
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191KB | "Why should you trust me?" :-: Anders
"I don't. But neither would Mr. Scaramanga trust you when he hears about this little interesting conversation. Who knows, he may even use one of those golden bullets on you. And that would be a pity because the're very expensive." :-: Bond
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189KB | "If Hai-Fat hired Scaramanga, it's highly unlikely he met him personally." :-: Bond
"Why." :-: M
"In the event of anything going wrong there's nothing to connect the two. That gives me an idea on how to approach him. Q, I'll..uh..need this. ." :-: Bond
"Really, 007?!" :-: Q
"Well, I admit it, it's a little kinky." :-: Bond
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39KB | "Ow! You're hurting my arm!" :-: Andrea Anders
"I'll break it unless you tell me where those bullets go." :-: Bond
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356KB | "Why are you here?" :-: Hai-Fat
"Bond, James Bond." :-: Bond (posing as Scaramanga)
"Do I know the gentleman?" :-: Hai-Fat
"Well, he knows you." :-: Bond (posing as Scaramanga
"Without being immodest there's hardly anyone in this part of the world who doesn't." :-: Hai-Fat
"And there are very few people who haven't heard of Bond. British Secret Service, 007, Licence to kill. He's good...even by my standards. And he was near the Bottoms Up club." :-: James Bond (Posing as Scaramanga)
"A coincidence." :-: Hai-Fat
"I don't believe in them. the man's menace, he knows something." :-: James Bond (Posing as Scaramanga)
"Are you suggesting that I invest another million to remove him?" :-: Hai-Fat
"That's up to you." :-: James Bond (Posing as Scaramanga)
"I'll give it some thought. Since you have chosen to meet me, perhaps you will dine her tonight." :-: Hai-Fat
"I'll be delighted." :-: James Bond (Posing as Scaramanga)
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63KB | "Don't tell me you saw him?" :-: Lieutenant Hip
"He even invited me to dinner. He must've found me quite titillating." :-: Bond
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116KB | "In due time, I shall be laid to rest here in my mausoleum, after a useful happy long life. And I do not intend to allow Mr. Bond to shorten it." :-: Hai-Fat
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111KB | "Goodnight, you know I'd much rather have dinner with you." :-: Bond
"Oh, I understand, James. Please hurry back" :-: Goodnight
"I'll ring as soon as I do. A midnight snack might be just the thing." :-: Bond
"I'll keep the wine properly chilled." :-: Goodnight
"And everything else warm, I trust." :-: Bond
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814KB | "What do they teach at that school? Ballet dancing?" :-: Scaramanga
"I find nothing remotely amusing about Mr. Bond's escape." :-: Hai-Fat
"You underestimated him." :-: Scaramanga
"Even my influence doesn't extend into the British Secret Service. I shall lie low too. I don't intend to jeopardize a project in which I invested half my fortuine when it's ready to yield billions." :-: Hai-Fat
"Where would you hide out?" :-: Scaramanga
"That does not concern you. Take this...return it to the plant and don't leave there without my permission. May I remind you that you work for me. I took you on as a junior partner to be an occasional convenience, nothing more. I did not hire you to interfere in my affairs. Is that clearly understood?" :-: Hai-Fat
"Yes, very clearly." :-: Scaramanga
"I now regret having even considered employing your services, but that is beside the point. Bond doesn't know you're in Bangkok; he's never seen you. But he knows me. That's the problem.." :-: Hai-Fat
"That's no problem." :-: Scaramanga
(Scaramanga kills Hai-Fat)
"Mr. Fat has just resigned. I'm the new Chairman of the Board. He always did like that mausoleum. Put him in it." :-: Scaramanga
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211KB | "I approve." :-: Bond
"You do?" :-: Goodnight
"Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons." :-: Bond
"Standard uniform for South East Asia." :-: Goodnight
"Designed by Q no doubt. One of them is a suicide pill, I suppose." :-: Bond
"No, but the bottom one has a homer in it." :-: Goodnight
"How original." :-: Bond
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29KB | "Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." :-: Bond
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190KB | "Now if Hip doesn't come up with a lead, there's really nothing very much for us to do tonight, or is there?" :-: Bond
"Oh, darling I'm tempted. But killing a few hours as one of your passing fancies isn't quite my scene." :-: Goodnight
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110KB | "Don't you see that you're the only man in the world that could kill him?" :-: Andrea Anders
"What gives you that idea?" :-: Bond
"The way Scaramanga speaks about you. He even has a likeness of you." :-: Anders
"I'm flattered." :-: Bond
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412KB | "When I was a boy I was brought up in a circus. My only real friend was a magnificent African bull elephant. One day, his handler mistreated him and he went berserk. Bleeding, dying, he came and found me, stood on one leg, his best trick, picked me up and put me on his back. The man emptied the gun into his eye... I emptied my stage pistol into his!" :-: Scaramanga
"An eye for an eye." :-: Bond
"You see, Mr. Bond, I always thought I liked animals. Then I discovered that I liked killing people even more." :-: Scaramanga
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140KB | "My name is Scaramanga, Francisco Scaramanga. I feel I know you, although I never thought we would ever meet. It's a very great pleasure for me, mr. Bond, thanks to Miss Anders. " :-: Scaramanga
"You have a strange way of showing your gratitude." :-: Bond
"A mistress cannot serve two masters." :-: Scaramanga
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282KB | "So if I heard correctly, Scaramanga got away - in a car that sprouted wings!" :-: M
"Oh, that's perfectly feasible, sir. As matter of fact, we're working on one now. " :-: Q
"Oh, Q, shut up! And Miss Goodnight was in the boot." :-: M
"Yes, sir. We found the car-plane abandoned about two hundred miles west of Bangkok. " :-: Bond
"And the Solex?" :-: M
"In Goodnight's handbag, sir." :-: Hip
"Where's Goodnight now?" :-: M
"We don't know, sir. Our communications aren't picking up the signal from the homer she has supplied by Q." :-: Bond
"Rubbish! They're simply not stepping up the reception sufficently to enable..." :-: Q
"Oh, shut up, Q!" :-: M
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"We have so much in common, Mr. Bond. We have so much to discuss, we may never have this opportunity again. Ours is the loneliest profession, so let us spend a few pleasent hours together." :-: Scaramanga
"How can I refuse such a gracious inivitation?" :-: Bond
"Splendid, splendid!!" :-: Scaramanga
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"Now that's what I call solar power" :-: Scaramanga
"That's what I call trouble" :-: Bond
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"You see, Mr Bond, like every great artist I want to create a indisputable masterpiece once in my lifetime...the death of 007, mano a mano, face to face, will be mine." :-: Scaramanga
"You mean stuffed and displayed over your rocky mantelpiece?" :-: Bond
"That's an amusing idea, but I was thinking more in terms of history. A duel between titans, my golden gun against your Walther PPK. Each of us with a 50-50 chance." :-: Scaramanga
"Six bullets to your one?" :-: Bond
"I only need one." :-: Scaramanga
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